Randy and Evi Quaid: Arrested, Seeking Refugee Status in Canada

Actor Randy Quaid and his insane wife Evi are definitely living in their own world, but it's an entertaining one for us to catch a glimpse of from time to time.
Wanted by authorities in California, the fugitives were arrested Friday in Vancouver. They want to stay in Canada as refugees. Truth is stranger than fiction.
Randy and Evi Quaid say they are being persecuted south of the border.

REFUGEES: That's what the Quaids aspire to be now.

Evi Quaid pleaded for a Canadian immigration adjudicator not to return them to the U.S. She said her husband's friends, such as David Carradine and Heath Ledger, have died under suspicious circumstances and worries Randy will be next.
We are not making this up.
"We feel our lives are in danger," she said, complaining of high blood pressure and adding that Randy Quaid's mother is in hospital due to stress over all this.
Monday, California officials issued arrest warrants for Randy, 60, and Evi, 47, after they failed to appear in court for allegedly squatting in a home illegally.
The Quaids previous owned the house in Montecito, Calif. Both face felony vandalism charges for breaking into and living in the property's guest house.
Local authorities said the couple caused more than $5,000 in damage, including smashing a $7,000 mirror. Then they failed to show in court, of course.
This nonsense followed an unrelated, but similarly absurd case last year in which the Quaids stayed in a California B&B and skipped out without paying (then were no-shows in court and had to be hunted down by authorities as well).
Celebrity bounty hunter Duane Chapman (Dog the Bounty Hunter) issued a public challenge to the couple Thursday, urging them to turn themselves in.
Otherwise, he's comin' after them himself!
"At least do it for your wife and for how you were raised. If not, well, the Chapman family is coming after you," the bounty hunter said on Lopez Tonight.
How much would you pay to see that on TV?!

David Arquette on Howard Stern Phone Call: My Bad!

Note to David Arquette: when your wife asks for a legal separation because she's sick of playing mother to an immature fool, there are many ways to win her back.
Calling a nationally syndicated talk show and ranting about your lack of a sex life with her is not one of them.

But that's exactly what the actor did yesterday morning, just a day after his split with Courteney Cox went public. Now, Arquette says he went too far with the details revealed in the call.
"I went on Howard Stern yesterday to provide clarity and honesty about what I'm experiencing, but while doing that I shared too much," he said. "It's alright for me to be honest about my own feelings, but in retrospect some of the information I provided involved others and for that I am sorry and humbled."
Arquette also admitted to sleeping with bartender Jasmine Waltz, a fact that celebrity fling machine isn't happy to have in the open.
"Thank you all for your love and support at this time," the actor Tweeted. "I'm trying figuring out how to be the best person I can be. But it's been a process of trial and error... life is a process of spiritual evolution. I'm sure Courteney and myself will emerge from this painful time better people for what we've learned."
Or at least more famous. When was the last time David Arquette received this much attention?!?

Fashion Face-Off: Kristin Cavallari vs. AnnaLynne McCord

One of these beautiful blondes stars on 90210. The other used to star on The Hills, and has since moved on to ... dating Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler.
Both of them have us seeing red ... in a good way!
The reality star wore an Old Navy coat out and about in New York, while the actress topped a casual outfit with a red peacoat to run errands in the same city:

Joe Manganiello and Audra Marie: Engaged!

True Blood star Joe Manganiello and Audra Marie, his actress/model girlfriend, are now engaged! Congratulations to the happy couple, and sorry ladies!
On vacation in Italy, the hunk popped the question to Audra Marie, who he met at a 2009 Super Bowl party, and didn't hit it off with right away.
"She wouldn't go out with me for six months," Manganiello recalled to People. "We started dating a few months before I got cast [on True Blood]."

TRUE BLOOD, TRUE LOVE: Joe Manganiello now has both!

Manganiello says Marie is "a great dresser. She's gorgeous, and she's tall. And she's sweet ... nice. And she makes crazy English breakfasts."
Marie says her man’s most appealing qualities are his "sense of humor, his work ethic and how humble he is with everything that has gone on."
Sounds like a relationship that doesn't suck! Eh, eh?

Cassie Scerbo and Doug Reinhardt: Dating!

Cassie Scerbo has decided to date Doug Reinhardt, the former star of The Hills and boyfriend of Lauren Conrad, Paris Hilton, Amanda Bynes and many, many others!
Congratulations, we guess!
A few months after his split from Hilton, Doug's hot new blonde stars on ABC Family's Make It or Break It and is head over heels for the "respectful" Reinhardt.

Cassie Scerbo is Doug Reinhardt's catch of the day.

"I've hung out with him every day since! He has a great family, and I just find him to be a really classy, great guy. He's very respectful," Cassie Scerbo gushed.
Doug Reinhardt may be kind of boring, and may not be able to hit an off-speed pitch to save his life, "He's tall and cute and I think he's a pretty good catch!"
Tens of millions from his family's frozen burrito fortune certainly help. Some guys just have all the luck. We'll give this one at least a good couple of weeks.