Brooke Mueller Says Relationship with Charlie Sheen is "Great"

What's a bit of knife-wielding and a few death threats between soulmates?
Despite police records confirming that Charlie Sheen held a blade to his wife's throat in December, Brooke Mueller told OK! this week that everything between her and the actor is fine. It's actually better than fine.
“We are great. We’re great,” Mueller replied when asked about the relationship. “The babies are fantastic. They are 100 percent healthy. And they are wonderful.”

How does Mueller keep herself relaxed and positive when faced with struggles such as watching her husband crack awful jokes on Two and a Half Men?

“Mediation, yoga, hiking and good friends," she said. "And a good mother!"

Playgirl to Glee Studs: Strip!

As the controversy surrounding this week's GQ photos of the Glee cast continues to swirl, Playgirl has an offer for a couple actors on the show:
Wanna make like your co-stars?
In the scandalous pictorial, Dianna Agron and Lea Michele look very nice and oh so naughty, prompting this publication to reportedly ask Chord Overstreet and Mark Salling to pose similarly in a future issue.

"We would be very willing to pay for them both - up to 100 thousand," a Playgirl rep told E! News. "And it wouldn't have to be fully X-rated, either."

We hate to break it to Levi Johnston, but this is allegedly more than he made for his mostly naked spread in late 2009.

Jersey Shore Season 3 to Kick Off January 6

The Jersey Shore season finale just finished airing, but dry your eyes. Snooki, JWoww, The Situation and the gang will be running it back sooner, rather than later.
Season Three begins January 6 on MTV!
"All the relationships start taking a turn, some for the good, some bad," co-creator and executive producer SallyAnn Salsano teases of the new season.

The esteemed cast of Jersey Shore's third season.

"There are some new hook-ups both in the house and outside. They're still the same cast, but I think how they deal with situations is completely different."
The same cast plus one. Deena Nicole Cortese joins the show to replace Angelina Pivarnick, who stirred up drama, then quit both of the first two seasons.
"It was hard for her to come in since there was a pre-existing relationship between everyone," Salsano said. "There was literally no shortage of drama."

Judge Nixes O.J. Simpson Appeal; World Devastated

Christie Prody, Fred Goldman and anyone with a conscience can rest easy after O.J. Simpson lost his appeal of a kidnapping and robbery conviction today.
Juice recruited some lowlife thugs, instructed them to "get some heat", a la Stringer Bell, and jacked a memorabilia dealer to reclaim "his" stuff in 2008.
The Nevada Supreme Court upheld the ruling in the case, stating that none of O.J.'s complaints had merit, and that he should continue doing time.

O.J. appealed on grounds of racial bias, saying prosecutors axed African-American jurors unfairly, and didn't allow his attorneys to ask certain questions.
Specifically, about the two people he killed in 1994.
The former Heisman winner and NFL Hall of Fame member was sentenced to 33 years in prison, with a possibility for parole on good behavior after nine.
Interestingly, one of Simpson's cohorts, Clarence Stewart, is also appealing, arguing that Simpson's involvement unfairly prejudiced a jury against him.
No idea how that would possibly happen ...

Source on Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Just Friends

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West had a seemingly romantic dinner in Chicago on Tuesday night.
Then, the rapper joined the reality star for a birthday celebration on a private yacht yesterday.
Despite these recent rendezvous, however, a source swears to People "there is nothing going on romantically. Kanye and Kim are just friends and have been forever."

Have these two had sex at some point in the last few days? Probably.

Still, the insider reiterates: "She thinks Kanye is a really cool guy, but they're friends and only friends."

As for Kardashian and John Mayer, who were also spotted out this week? Like Kim's legs in the presence of professional athletes, that dating rumor/question remains open.